Strauss
Is a retard
Strauss is special, but it's okay.
Strauss
1. The last name of the family that can totally PWN yours in anything. Yes, anything. Oppose them and you shall be severly slapped.
2. To be PWNED by someone clearly superior than you.
2. To be PWNED by someone clearly superior than you.
Mario Strauss'd Sonic at Super Smash Brothers continuously... obviously!
Strauss
nice, sexy German last name for an attractive woman
Beginning with "s" and ending with a "double s" gives Strauss a very sexy spelling. Having the last name Strauss can enhance an attractive woman's sexyness.
Straussed
When a barely legal person of the male persuasion tries to pick up chicks using information from the PUA bible "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Tactics include going up to random women on the street and asking them bizarre questions to try to start a conversation. Proponents of Straussing fail to realize that book came out before they hit puberty and is no longer original.
18 year old boy (usually wearing a hat): "Hey can I ask you a question? Do you think music was better in the 90s or the 2000s?"
Me: "Am I getting Straussed?"
Me: "Am I getting Straussed?"
Straussing
The act of dating someone who is much younger, usually the person is under the age of 18.
"dude, Kevin is dating a 16 year old! He's 20!! He's totally straussing!!!
straussed
"getting a nut" from an incoherent passed out chick.
getting a nut = getting laid.
getting a nut = getting laid.
"The girl had five shots of everclear and got Straussed in the alley."
"Don't drink too much tonight, you might get Straussed"
"Don't drink too much tonight, you might get Straussed"
Strausse
A very ugly Austrian Ostrich. Often combined with höse. Turning it into a man wearing Ugly Austrian Brand Ostrich Pants.
Look at Chris he's such a Strausse.