Strawbert McCringlemilk
Strawbert McCringlemilk is the spiritual embodiment of every thing, some people can bend reality to head to the spiritual realm, these people are called dungleshitters, there they shall find Strawbert McCringlemilk, which most dungleshitters say he resembles a 5'8" meerkat with a flashy beige dress.
As a dungleshitter myself I have seen the glory of Strawbert McCringlemilk.