strawllatio
To use one's mouth and tongue to locate a drinking straw in a glass mimicking the action of oral teasing on a man's meat stick. Usually performed while plastered drunk in a loud dark bar, or for a not so subtle offer of fellatio from one person to the intended recipient.
Ex. 1. Dude check that guy out, he's so drunk he gave his drink strawllatio for a minute before he could even take a drink.
Ex. 2 Guy 1. I think that chick across the bar wants your trouser monster.
Guy 2. Which one, the blond, how do you know?
Guy 1. Fucking yea the blond she's been staring at you for five minutes, giving her drink strawllatio. Go hit that shit dumbass.
Ex. 2 Guy 1. I think that chick across the bar wants your trouser monster.
Guy 2. Which one, the blond, how do you know?
Guy 1. Fucking yea the blond she's been staring at you for five minutes, giving her drink strawllatio. Go hit that shit dumbass.