Strawmile

The best guy you'll ever meet in your miserable life. He's tall, gives excellent advice on almost any problem that you have, a good listener, humorous, smart, witty, funny, artistic, charismatic, charming, can do the cleaning, can do the cooking, and most importantly; he's a man of culture. He can easily make people laugh, a strong man (both physically and mentally— heck, he can even carry everyone in his group research). He's almost what you look or need in a guy. 10/10 husband material. Maybe that's why girls are fawning over him— even men. That guy is also a chick magnet.