Strip Cheese
When you get a lap dance from a haggy, meth-mouthed stripper and as she slowly rubs her floppy pancake tits across your face a smelly, chunky fromunda cheddar mixed with glitter from her tit pit smears on you. This substance is Strip Cheese.
Girlfriend: “The fuck is that stank on yo face nigga!”
Me: “Strip Cheese, baby I’m sorry! I have a problem.”
Me: “Strip Cheese, baby I’m sorry! I have a problem.”