strobelight girl
A girl that appears to have a banging body and face inside the club, but once the lights go on, she resembles a wombat, desert bat, bandicoot, rottweiler, or even a war pig.
I was talking to this hot bitch last night at the club...man she was blingin. Then the lights come on, and she was a strobelight girl...so ugly and disgusting, I had to run away.