Strollex
A person who calmly strolls around your "mutual" shared home, hovering around, gathering his/hers belongings to be ready for exiting in a jiffy, soon becoming your ex.
Don't think that I'm not noticing your "strollex" around here.
Strollex
To stroll with one's Rolex displayed prominently.
Ooh that boy got his swag turned on; look at how he be strollexing!