strooch
a word used by my italian immigrant grandfather to describe a guy with a 1 incher on the first glass of vino , by the time the bottle was empty he was going home to get dressed up nice so he could go fuck marilyn monroe and was doing her a favor with his anaconda.
we went to this club because nick said he always got laid from there ,we drank all night by ourselves and left with our dicks in our hand,because some old lady who looked like my mom was locking up,that fuckin nick, what a fuckin strooch.