Struddle
A portmanteau of; 'Struggle' and 'Cuddle'
The lady was not raped by Bill Cosby, it was purely an intense 'Struddle' with insertion.
noodle struddle
a toaster struddle's ugly half sister, except is filled with scriven.
Guy 1: i swear last night i bit into scriven when i was eating a toaster struddle
Guy 2: nah dude you were probably eating a noodle struddle
Guy 2: nah dude you were probably eating a noodle struddle