stubber
comes from the word stubby, meaning something short, you'd call someone stubber if they had a very small penis, or if you just want to take the piss.
'oi stubber have you bought that penis pump yet?'
Stubbers 2
When you think you're spunking 10 euros on a blowey only to find you're spunking 50 euros for a thumb up the bum from a heavy set african lady.
I went to Amsterdam with 10 euros looking for blowey & ended up getting stung for a Stubbers 2!