Student Nurse

A student nurse is a moist hole in a skimpy powder blue dress that regularly opens its legs and mouth as if it were a basic pleasure model from the outer colonies above Watford.

Condition: Nursing Student

Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.

There are three subtypes of nursing students:
1. The nursing student who is decked head-to-toe in lulu lemon, whose mom or aunt is a nurse, who is addicted to coffee and has a slight partying problem. Associated with anxiety and tidy notes.

2. The LGTBQ+ nursing student who is extremely outgoing for everyone except the one clinical instructor who is a total lazy useless beotch. Associated with the straight type-3 nursing student.

3. The nursing student who wears sweats and sneakers to lecture every day. Male type-3 may have hockey hair, female type-3 will have shoulder-length hair. Associated with messy notes, messy bedrooms, and plant obsessions.