stumby
of or relating to a state of apathetic delirium and befuddlement brought on by the use or abuse of one or more controlled substances, or excessive exposure to questionable individuals like Steve
"Those six Jagerbombs and three beers left me feeling stumby well into the following week."
"After two minutes of nonsensical dialogue exchange with Mitch's roommate, Steve, I left in a stumby."
"After two minutes of nonsensical dialogue exchange with Mitch's roommate, Steve, I left in a stumby."