stump breaking
When an individual living the state of Texas, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a sexual manifestation of penile nastiness with a COW.
My penis is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.
stump break
Stump break is the same as stump bust except it is commonly done on the farm and to farm animals when they're still young. It's the act of tying a horse, cow, or other farm animal to a tree or stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.
Dad: Boy, we've got a long day of work today. We've gotta stump break 5 colts and that mule today.
Son: But dad, I just fucked 7 calfs yesterday.
Son: But dad, I just fucked 7 calfs yesterday.
Goat Stump Breaking
It is when you tie a goat to a stump and fuck it to death.
Lee is sick, you know he went Goat Stump Breaking yesterday?