stumpycock
1: A town in southwest Wiltshire to which you should never go unless you want to shorten your manhood.
Can also be used as an insult in the same way.
Can also be used as an insult in the same way.
"So we were like getting changed at the pool and i looked at him and said "Shit Alan, you never told me you took a fuckin' visit to stumpycock," and then he twatted me with a shovel."