Sturfed
The word for when you get so rediculously owned your'e in total disbelief that it happend to sturfed is the first word that comes to mind. Yelling the word is optional but for an insurmountable ownage situation, Sturfed must be yelled.
Amanda got STURFED last night when she was called a hooker by one of her friends.
Sturfing
The art of stoned (web) surfing. When sturfing you always end up with a search result nowhere near to that of which you intended. Re-tracing your sturfer steps to find out how the hell you found this site! Sturfing/Sturfer/Sturfed/Sturf/Sturfsearch
Dude I found this online while sturfing last night, it's funny stuff you gotta have a look. While looking up the weather forecast you find yourself sturfing a 'Cats who look like Hitler' site but you're not sure how you got there. That sturf then leads you to a name generator site and you're now known as ' MagentaBlade Blast Off Pigplanter Kid Playa O'Callaghan' but your friends just call you squeak for short.
Sturf
Stuff, anything(a word that can be used in place of any other word)
WOW, that STURF is awesome!!!
Sturf
Verb. To sulk, with a deeply furrowed brow and an exaggerated pouty frown, much as a young child does in order to express displeasure in the hope that a perceived injustice will be righted. (Origin unknown, used in Cavan, Ireland, late 20th Century, possibly local dialect, possibly onomatopoeic)
"Ah, come on now, Fergus, stop your sturfing and finish your Tapioca pudding."
Sturffed
When a Woman's Vagina has 2 Penis's in it at the same time,
or When 2 Penis's are stuck into a Butt-hole at the same time.
To do this both men must assume a scissoring type position, while the Woman/Male slide the Penis's into their Vaginal or Anal holes.
or When 2 Penis's are stuck into a Butt-hole at the same time.
To do this both men must assume a scissoring type position, while the Woman/Male slide the Penis's into their Vaginal or Anal holes.
Boy- "Dude you wouldn't believe what i did last night!"
Boy 2-"What?!?"
Boy- " Me, Jen and some random guy Sturffed!"
Boy 2- " That's Disgusting!"
Boy 2-"What?!?"
Boy- " Me, Jen and some random guy Sturffed!"
Boy 2- " That's Disgusting!"
Sturfing Bitch
Otherwise known as the Daithí, John-Joe(to help others), twat & mogwai. The Sturfing Bitch is one who assists the Sturf Mistress with her Sturfing, Sturf Mistress being the divine ruler.
Sturf Mistress: Sturfing Bitch, grab your keyboard and start typing
Sturfing Bitch: Yes ma'am, should I keep kneeling?
Sturf Mistress: You felt the need to ask me that did you? YES keep kneeling, clean my shoes while you're down there
Sturfing Bitch: Yes ma'am, should I keep kneeling?
Sturf Mistress: You felt the need to ask me that did you? YES keep kneeling, clean my shoes while you're down there
Sturf Beeotch
When one plants an idea for Sturfing in a females head. The said female sturfs it and reports back with the facts from the net. A rare breed of woman.
The Dath - Hi Rockii wonder how you copy Wii games.
Rockii: Dath i sturfed that here is the answer.
The Dath: Thanks Sturf Beeotch.
Rockii: Dath i sturfed that here is the answer.
The Dath: Thanks Sturf Beeotch.