Sturgeon Virgin
A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.
Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin
virgin sturgeon
A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.
She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.