sturgmeister
The sexiest party animal known to man. Starting from five long generations of serving in the Navy these people will steal your girl in a heat beat. Don't fall into their charm.... the Sturgmeister has the capibility of sweeping you off your feet by just a single dance move.
"Is that the Sturgmeister who just walked in now talking to your girl?"
"Shit, she's going to get the Sturg tonight"
"Shit, she's going to get the Sturg tonight"