St. Xavier

An all-boys parochial high school in Louisville, Kentucky that prides itself on an elegant blend of football obsession, repressive homophobia, general racism, and blistering anti-Semitism.

A school based in Sodepur, West Bengal. Home to the most trash teachers and a poledancing principal.

A school filled rich kids that think they’re ghetto. Half the students take acid daily because of recent school drug testing. But don’t worry, they won states for football in 2018...every single person that goes there won’t let you forget it.

An all-boys college-preparatory school in Cincinnati, Ohio. Well known for its academics and, recently, its athletics as well. It is not unheard of for graduates to go on to Yale or Harvard. Athletically, St. X competes in the Greater Catholic League, or GCL, in the South Division and the teams are known as the Bombers. The Student section at sporting events is typically known as the Blue Monster. It's main rivals are La Salle, Elder, and Moeller. St. X last won a State Championship in football in 2007. Its swimming and diving team is the most successful team in school and state history, having won 28 state titles.

St Francisco Christian elementary school is that really REALLY small pre school like education centre where the population is lower than a thousand. While the grade 7 and 8’s run around vaping and smoking weed, we usually get the special guest of having one police officer come to our school a day picking through some weed filled locker. The 9th graders run around aimlessly literally have no clue what the fuck they’re doing and WHO they’re doing (if I’m fact ones attractive enough to actually get some.) the grade ten’s are the very unnecessary loud kids with those occasional quiet losers who think they’re very popular. The 11 and 12’s are the exact same thing except that a couple of them wear durags trying to get their waves.