st x louisville

louisville’s very own school for the gays. uniform skirts are known for being relatively small/cheeky. whilst this is unsurprising, considering the students love to -roll- them in attempt to attract the opposite (or same) gender. hair braiding is one of their state wide recognized sports. “BRAIDING IS A SPORT” is one of their most infamous battle cries. some might say that st x is bad at football, but they prefer the wording to sound more like “physically challenged” (even thought they beat trinity once and had a batmitzfa type celebration in their less than adequate student section, i digress). some might ask, why is their swim team SO good??! in fact, st x swimmers are very modest, and since it is their best sport, some of them even grow up to be PRO lifegaurds and their local country club and/or neighborhood pool. go tigers!