Successful Poo
The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.
A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"
or
David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
or
David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"