suck a bagel
A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
sucks bagels
It's a synonmyn of sucks balls
Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels