suck at everything
The extremely easy-to-master skill of being horrible at absolutely everything, ever. To suck at everything, it generally helps if you're a whiney scene kid (or an angsty emo kid). This can go hand-in-hand with failing at life.
Did you see that loser? He completely sucks at everything.
hudson the duster that sucks at everything
An almost always annoying person that is a try hard at everything. Everything he touches turns to dust. (He's a Duster).
Hudson the Duster that sucks at everything is a dusty bender