SuckHobby
What a blow job should REALLY be called. You neither blow on the dick, and nor is it a job. You suck it and its also a casual hobby.
Did you hear? Cooper asked me to give him a suckhobby in the woods tonight
suckhobby
More accurate term for blowjob. You don't blow it, you suck it. And you don't get paid for it, so it's not a job.
I got a great suckhobby last night.