Suckmook
N. Person or thing that is extremely lucky, and that luck just screwed you over. also see Negro-Summoner.
Rob: I think I'm gonna ask jenni out after school.
Jim: Dude, she just asked me out during 3rd period.
Rob: You fucking Suckmook.
Jim: Dude, she just asked me out during 3rd period.
Rob: You fucking Suckmook.