suck my plums
A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.
Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.
Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.
Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.
Smart Person: Who?
Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.
Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.
Scammer: Send bank details
Smart Person: Who?
Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.
Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.
Scammer: Send bank details