suck on a straw
To be uesd when a person is annoying you, arguing with you, or dare to talk to you when you don't feel much like cussing anyone out.
John: You love Nick, don't you?
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.
Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.
Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!
go suck on a straw
This is a term that means "Go away and do something else." or " Go away and suck the juice out of a man's penis."
"I hate you." man #1.
"Go suck on a straw!" man #2.
"Go suck on a straw!" man #2.
Sucks Straws
used to replace the term sucks balls, due to the fact that you will inevitably suck on more straws than balls in your life time.
Guy 1: Dude, I just failed my math test and got hit by a truck!
Guy 2: That sucks straws!
Girl 1: Last night Bobby's mom walked in on us and then tried
to kill me with her frying pan!
Girl 2: That really sucks some straws.
Guy 2: That sucks straws!
Girl 1: Last night Bobby's mom walked in on us and then tried
to kill me with her frying pan!
Girl 2: That really sucks some straws.
sucks ass thru a straw
for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling
my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
Like a pig sucking a straw
The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina
"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"
whatever sucks your straw
synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".
well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.
sucking tuna through a straw
An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison
Dude, I’m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, that’s sucking tuna through a straw.