Sudden Russian Death Syndrome
A darkly tongue-in-cheek “syndrome” that has been coined to capture the ugly fact that dissenting Russians are repeatedly being murdered via poisonings, mysteriously falling from towering balconies or just run-of-the-mill unexplained disappearances, at the behest of the Kremlin.
Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.