SueDeb
A typically white female co-worker in a cubicle setting. Often named Susan, Suzanne, Sue, Debbie, or Deb. Lives in a suburb and is terrified of the "city" and anything associated with it. Sports a haircut that implies she'd always like to speak to the manager. Wears Christmas sweaters in February. Always likes to talk to you but only about her child's high school sports or church outings.
"OMG that SueDeb from Accounting is coming over here - I better make it look like I'm on a conference call."