Suicide Shit
As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?
Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!
Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!
suicide shit bomber
one who enters a group of strangers and breaks wind and remains in place to watch the terror spread while friends watch the horror from a distance in enjoyment
matt waited long enough to play darts so he decided to pull a suicide shit bomber by the dart board to make it our turn.
suicidal shit
When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.
Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.