bhalla

1. plays basketball
2. but sucks at it
3. has a ditzy g/f
4. often times very slow
5. likes swedish fish

A recently discovered species, Rea is known to have extensive knowledge of sloth bears, having lived like one for many years.
Most commonly found in or around alcohol, this species has a high propensity for verbally attacking people. It's choice attack roughly translates into "sister fucker". Sensitive people beware.
Extremely flexible, this species can bend into many shapes, beguiling humans.