Sunglass thief
A person who steals or jacks another person's sunglasses, usually in a sneaky or bitch-like way. Often times a sunglass thief is a multiple offender, or a serial sunglass thief.
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Sunglass thief
Anyone named mike is the definition of a sunglass thief.
Theres a sunglass thief named mike stealing sunglasses