BHBM
As an adjective, BHBM (butt hurt butt munch) is someone who is so butt hurt that "butt hurt" doesn't do them the justice of making fun of them. Instead, you can use BHBM.
You: "Bob was being such a huge bhbm today."
Your friend: "Yeah, he really was! What a bhbm."
Bob: "What? No >:("
Your friend: "Yeah, he really was! What a bhbm."
Bob: "What? No >:("
BHBM
Big Handsome Black Male
My post on craigslist stated I am a BHBM.
BHBM
Bounce House Box Munch
Walked into john on the second floor hitting a BHBM