SupCo
The Supreme Court of the United States of America. So called SupCo because they are almost to a man bought and paid for by the corporate elite and christo-fascist oligarchs of the US, and would sell out your right to breathe if it meant keeping power and money in their buddies hands.
Good ol' SupCo, stripping yet another basic right from an underprivileged demographic. Hypothetically impartial, theoretically honorable.