Super Asian

Someone who's Asian characteristics are overpowering. Such as almond eyes barely visible to the naked eye, is an active participant of the infamous "Asian Pose", and one who sports the optional accessory of the Razor Scooter. They may also be found in any front row seat of a biology class.

A term that refers to anyone that's an Asian and is proud to be one

A combination of a gentleman and the lone wolf, this motherfucker grew up like any other Asian male. Harassed and belittled throughout middle and high school, he got sick of being picked on and hit level 9000. Shunning everything that society tried to mold him into, he went on a path to discover himself and attain “super sayian”. Nowadays, this super-asian is well connected in society, in good shape, a leader of his own pack, and a jack of all trades. Currently on the prowl for a mate, so you better watch out!

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life

A shild designed to protect against asian's obvious natral ability to predict what you're life will be through the culinary art of creating cookies.

The act of being peed on by an asian male standing on his roof.

These words are uttered when an individual begins to run as fast as they can because they just realised that they are late for something. Super Asian Dash!! is generally used by Asians but occasionally, close friends may also use it.