super blumpkin
Just like the regular blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) except your eating a sub or sandwich. preferably mr.hero.
"Dude Adams mom totally gave me a super blumpkin"
or
"that fat bitch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers."
or
"that fat bitch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers."
Super Blumpkins
The act of giving a blowjob while receiving an abortion.
"Omg did you hear what Becky did? She gave her doctor at the planned parenthood a super blumpkins! Talk about squashing the patriarchy!"
Super Blumpkin
The very prestigious achievement of getting head while playing call of duty.
My girlfriend gave me a Super Blumpkin last night it was amazing!!! She made me cum when I got a nuke!!!
Super Bowl Blumpkin
A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.
Tell that bitch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.
super double blumpkin
the act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the top of the toilet (know as an upper decker). at the same time the girl is reverse straddling the toilet seat, sucking your cock, while taking a shit.
Guy: "Hey I have to take a shit."
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."
Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."
Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."
Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."
Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"