Superbowl Secondary
The team that you root for on Superbowl Sunday, due to the fact that your shitty team either didn't make it to the playoffs, or got beat during the playoffs.
Dude 1: "Who are you rooting for this Superbowl Sunday?"
Dude 2: "The Ravens sucked this year, so I'm rooting for my superbowl secondary, the Giants."
Dude 2: "The Ravens sucked this year, so I'm rooting for my superbowl secondary, the Giants."