superchink
The epitome of chinkiness. The chink that outshines other chinks. He has eyes that other chinks find squinty. He is the chink that other chinks go to to seek help in math. He can cut his wrist over a computer science test, and his blood will pool to make code.
Dude, that guy just aced his math test in less than a minute without opening his eyes. What a superchink.