Super Herpes
A special version of herpes that isn't just like bad luggage it's that really bad leopard print luggage.
Highly contagious and often contracted after interactions of any sort with hookers.
Highly contagious and often contracted after interactions of any sort with hookers.
Damn, I got super herpes from the garbage can over there.
Super Herpes
When you hook up with someone who has an outbreak, and they make out with you, give you oral, and a rim job, you get herpes everywhere and it becomes super herpes.
Dude, that chick last night did everything to me, but turns out she had herpes now I got super herpes.
Super-Herpe-gono-aid's-ymidiae
A mass of STD's that can only occur in someone that has done an entire poke'dex full of people they don't know that could have STD's
How does someone who has had sex with over 400 people not end up with Super-Herpe-gono-aid's-ymidiae?!?!?!