Supermodulation
Supermodulation is what wise owls will do with projects that they feel are in need of a readjustment. Maybe the whichiwhat is a little undersized, just supermodulate it. If you need a fighter-jet, but only have a pickup truck, just supermodulate it. Supermodulators never never never just leave things be. This might sound foolish to some. Just wait until your whosiwhat kicks the bucket. You will need to have a good supermodulator on speed-dial.
Garbage bag busted open in mid-flight and spilled garbage all over the sidewalk. Remedy: Napalm and a leaf-blower. Supermodulation.