Superpants Syndrome
A rare and disabling psychological disorder that causes someone to truly believe they have superpowers only when they’re wearing a particular pair of magic pants that transforms them into a superhero.
As I walked down the street trying to be unobtrusive, I heard strangers whispering, “It’s a bird, it’s a plane… it’s Superpants!” However during the entire exciting experience I was also questioning the possibility that I had finally developed the dreaded Superpants Syndrome as it runs on my father’s side of the family.