Super Secret Santa
When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.
Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?
Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*
Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*