Superspreader
A gymnastic girlfriend.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Steve? He dating that gymnast from UCLA.
Guy 2: Reallym. I'm jealous. How did he get a Superspreader??
Guy 2: Reallym. I'm jealous. How did he get a Superspreader??
superspreader
a person or place who spread(s) covid to a lot of people
bob: dude megan came to the new years party knowing she probably has covid
jill: damn she’s a superspreader
jill: damn she’s a superspreader
Grafton SuperSpreaders
Grafton, a small town in Wisconsin, has a school system that refuses to shut down, and switch to virtual school. Despite HUNDREDS OF CONFIRMED CASES OF COVID-19, among staff, students, teachers, and families.
Although cedarburg, mequon, theinsville, and almost every other school district in the area has shut down... Us Graftonites would like to solidify our reputation as the laughing stock of Ozaukee County. Because "MAH RIGHTS!"
This disgraceful behaviour has led to the change of all grafton mascots. We are now known as the "Grafton SuperSpreaders."
Although cedarburg, mequon, theinsville, and almost every other school district in the area has shut down... Us Graftonites would like to solidify our reputation as the laughing stock of Ozaukee County. Because "MAH RIGHTS!"
This disgraceful behaviour has led to the change of all grafton mascots. We are now known as the "Grafton SuperSpreaders."
Those damn Grafton SuperSpreaders are going to get us all sick!
SuperSpreader
A gay man who spreads his butt cheeks and accepts all incuming cock.
Darren is such a Superspreader, he would even bang his brother Ryan.
Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt
When you and a partner (both unvaccinated) fall ill with COVID-19, losing taste, and then proceed to ingest large quantities of laxatives and continuously eat each other’s asses.
When Davis lost his taste to COVID, he decided the Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt would fix his appetite.