surprise blumpkin
The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob
After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.
Blumpkin Surprise
When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
blumpkin surprise
When a guy gets a good-ole fashion blumkin and he gets a surpise. Unknown to the blumkinner or blumkinee an evil asshole has saran-wrapped the toilet seat, thus the "SURPRISE!"
What the fuck! Yesteday my girlfriend finally agrees to give me a blumkin and I ended up with a blumpkin surprise. Let's just say shit hit the fan-ny.
surprise blumpkin
your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex
Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated