Surprise Poop

You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.

The water that splashes up your butt hole when taking a shit.

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.

The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.

first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.