Bhutcraq
The Portuguese word for vagina literally meaning "Front Anus". Also known in Portugal as "The second hole". Thought to be posessed only by women, this orifice is little understood and seldom seen in the tiny shithole country of Portugal.
Last night Calixto and his "girlfriend" were going to make sweet, sweet sex with each other, but he ran in fear after feeling the icy touch of her Bhutcraq.