Survival Stan
A person who falls asleep in the middle of the road or fighting, and named their pets the obvious
“Oh man I just survival stanned”
“What’d you do?”
“I fell asleep driving”
“Oh cute your dog is adorable what’s it’s name?”
“It’s name is dog
“Seriously Stan? -.-“
“What’d you do?”
“I fell asleep driving”
“Oh cute your dog is adorable what’s it’s name?”
“It’s name is dog
“Seriously Stan? -.-“