suspise
to suspect
i suspise that mike made up this word.
Suspise
To suspect something that's also a surprise at the same time.
Tom: I'd hazard a guess that your foreskin is like an airports windsock?
Clifford: How did you suspise that?!
Tom: I heard it flapping in the wind when you were flying low.
Clifford: How did you suspise that?!
Tom: I heard it flapping in the wind when you were flying low.
Suspise
To be suspicious of, when in doubt.
Person 1: "There was a dinosaur in my garden last night?"
Person 2: "I suspise not."
Person 1: "I suspise that you are lying to me."
Person 2: "You suspise correctly."
Person 2: "I suspise not."
Person 1: "I suspise that you are lying to me."
Person 2: "You suspise correctly."