Swaddle
And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.
"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"
Swaddle
Infant sized straight jacket
My baby was crying so I put him in a swaddle.
Swaddle
When you waddle up to a pool and swan dive in
Kristin was very hot so she swaddled into the pool
Swaddle
Verb. The specific swagger of a gay man.
Men who wear cutoff jean shorts swaddle while they surf.
Swaddle
A word which you would use to describe a large person who swaggers like a chav but is too large too swagger.
Combines waddle and swagger.
Combines waddle and swagger.
"Oh my god look at that fat bint swaddle!"
Swaddling
When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.
Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).
Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).
It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.
Swaddling
A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe
"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."