swadlincote

A place that is so hardcore that nobody visits. The locals tend to live there most of their lives and live buy by the rules of 'YOLO' and 'Fuck the Police!' People from the nearby towns of Burton-on-trent and Coalville are terrified of the Swad massive.

A place located in the south Derbyshire region where a large proportion of the population have extra toes due to the extensive amounts of incest . Local celebrities include Jordan burgess , a one man army , who has pulled off a number of high end crimes such as stealing meat from tesco. Locals gather at the Nigel Gresley before heading to the dole office. Burton occupants are shook by the local swad massive who are known to have connections with the mafia.

Small town in south Derbyshire where most of the local residents share the same genetic code ie they are inbred most are unable to read or write and have only just created fire. Should you drive though this enchanted little town you will notice large crowds on there knees. This because they think that you a witch with a magic horseless carraige and will probably try and eat you to absorb your magic powers