Swag King

Assuming you understand what swag is, then swag king seems somewhat obvious. However, it is nearly impossible to achieve. Artists like Soulja Boy have attempted to rap about swag to the point of obliteration in hopes of achieving Swag King status. Nonetheless, no one to this date has achieved such a prestigious ranking. To be a swag king, one must first simply walk into Mordor. The world still awaits its Swag King...

Yolo Swag King is the right had man of Bro Shizxl, actually he is made of sand that morphed into a human in the year 934 AD. He was the first to join Bro Shizxl's gang of thugs club, because gangs aren't aloud. When Bro Shizxl became president of China, Yolo Swag King was named President of United States of America around 1524. Yolo Swag King is the second best rapper in the world especially when it comes to freestyles, here is a lyric from one of his raps, Had like 37 dogs killed em all put em in logs now thats where I take my dumps right over there in those tree trunks. He is the Bro Shizxl gang of thugs club representative at the gang club assembly. At one point Yolo Swag King generated powers and could become a horse for some reason.

a person who is usually 12 and thinks they are thug as fuck but really looks like a faggot

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.